"I didn't ask about the $@*%!! the Harlem Renaissance, Parker! You promised me pictures of that menace Spider-Man!"
Put Flo Balogun's name on the Kennedy Center
Two days into summer vacation and I'm dressing down teenage boys at Wendy's. These weren't even mine. They should've said, Sir this is a Wendy's and laughed at me. Really need to learn how to relax.