Follow farming but being super lazy about it
Occasional bad language and other bad stuff but lawful good mostly (aspirational)
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Guesswhat Markwayne, you’re being ordered to do illegal shit in the first week. Surprise!
Stop by later so we can take measurements for your shoes and your bus
These bitches just got paid $2.8B for failing to buy WB and they want us to pay more, mfer you should use it as a subsidy
I am a petty ass dictator most days but I’ll be gracious and let them choose wall or volcano
Is it just me or is someone trying to pull a Gulf of America here
Sam: trillion dollar valuations back on the menu boys
Why won’t this man simply roll up his sleeve and get the blood transfusions the old fashioned way
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Pentagon: well, I guess we could drop a bunch of excavators around the site and start digging but they’re probably gonna shoot at us
Pete: you hear that Mr President? We can dig up the uranium we buried with bigass bombs, no problem
Raisin, meekly: their aim isn’t that good, we’re probably fine
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Netflix is raising their prices yet again
New prices:
• Ad-tier — $8.99
• Standard — $19.99
• Premium — $24.99
They just raised their prices last year
