Anyone wanna sit on my lap and tell me all your favorite shark or dinosaur facts while I say things like “Wow, so cool.” and “That‘s crazy, bud.”?
Hey kiddo,
How about today, just me and you? No school, no work—no worries.
We’ll get you dressed, then it’s nothing but cartoons, cookies and Legos.
A whole day of fun, just the way it should be!
will you tuck me in and read me a bedtime story?
i’ve always only been able to wet my pamps if i’m standing or sitting up. but i have recently realized i’m able to make tinkles in any position now. not sure how i should feel about this 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
morning stretchies after finally getting to sleep in on my day off :D
and look—still got all my paws ! no, you don’t need to see the front. just trust me, i’m totally dry.
i may not need pants but i do, in fact, need pamps :p
the universal pose every caregiver can instantly recognize that foreshadows an impending *fwump*, followed by an oh-so-familiar smell that could only have been conjured up by a silly little poopypants like me
waking up from my afternoon nap like this is kinda the best feeling ever tbh
I like the idea of you’re in your playroom playing with your toys and your caregiver comes in and pats and ruffles your hair and reaches down to check your diaper while you’re mindlessly playing with your toys. I want that level of you’re just a baby, don’t mind daddy while he checks you 🦕✨🥺
had lots to get done today, but somehow i ended up spending it like this instead