Now I'm trying to imagine an LA version of Donald Trump, what his backstory would be, and what he'd look like and do.
I know for certain he'd have the world's most disgusting ponytail in place of the tragic transplant and wear sunglasses and either a tracksuit or pastel leisure suit at all times.
Jack
Imagine if that guy had had to peddle his crap in the San Fernando Valley rather than Manhattan. He'd be living off Social Security.
