I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products
elementary school: slavery caused the civil war
high school: complicated economic issues caused the civil war
College: slavery caused the civil war
Grad school: the civil war was a struggle between feudalism and capitalism
Your 30s: the civil war was a metaphysical struggle between Good and Evil
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
As luck would have it, Sean from New York, who used to work for a pool company, was nearby to talk about this blue stuff.
