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a good way to stay sane is to narrate everything you do while yelling like david lynch. I'M MAKING A HOT POCKET, COOP! THEY DON'T COME WITH THE SLEEVES ANYMORE! BUT THEN WHY DID WE HAVE THE SLEEVES IN THE FIRST PLACE?
anyway jd vance absolutely thinks lizard people are real
and really if you've never read up on david icke, so much of the dogshit reality we live in is directly his fault. everything qanon ever said was said or did was just lifted directly from icke and his sci-fi bullshit, which itself is built directly on top of the protocols of the elders of zion.
this is classic David Icke lizard people shit btw, and i don't mean that in a figurative way, i mean 'aliens are demons' is literally one of the core fundamental pillars of the conspiracy theories Icke has pushed since the 90s.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...