trump’s new diapers are a serious upgrade, so you barely smell anything when you kiss his arse, Prime Minister Mark Carney said.
“I wasn’t snubbed. Please don’t put in the paper that I got snubbed.”
I mean, I'm just waiting for the chef's kiss of former Spadina-Fort York MP Adam Vaughan putting on his Navigator suit and writing an op-ed explaining how, actually, an expanded JP Morgan island airport will be good for Toronto.
“It’s a cap. I thought you would like that.” The elbowlessness of this PM knows no bounds.
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