The attacks in Edinburgh, in which an armed bare-chested white man terrorised Muslims, leaving five people injured, don't feature on a single newspaper front page this morning.
Two tier journalism
"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."
I love this. Unmute.
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He looks like a teenage Max Wall.
Referee Ivan Barton's VAR decision delivery, probably the highlight of the World Cup so far.
Modric can take solace in that he wasn't anywhere near the most washed 40-year-old playing today.
