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Angry People in Local Newspapers
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We’ve had this chap before. Absolute textbook posing.
“Illegal possession of a salmon”
That’s the (oh-ho!) SCALES of justice for you!!!!
This isn’t the future I was promised. Where’s my jet pack? Where’s my monkey butler?
Behind a paywall, so we’re just going to assume that it was a coffee with 2,000 extra shots, and his ex is going round telling people that he asked the barista for a “white latte”.
Important detail: The phantom crapper had already picked up after their dog before snipping off a length in the garden. You have to feel that the dog should have picked it up, quid pro quo like.
Eff you FIFA, well done UEFA and CAF.
In the words of the Tartan Army “Infantino is a fanny”
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In genuinely MOMENTOUS MOMENTS OF HISTORY, though, today may also be the 20th anniversary of Shirley Hatcher having a disabled bay painted around her car while she was at the hairdresser, and then being fined, despite there being no restrictions when she parked
I found this on the Slow News Day page on Reddit, when it should be been on Really Nice News.
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A row has broken out in a Herefordshire market town over who should take credit for measures to address key local issues.
Somali referee Omar Artan is appointed to take charge of the Uefa Super Cup match between Paris St-Germain and Aston Villa later this summer after being denied a spot at the World Cup.
