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Angry People in Local Newspapers
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“Illegal possession of a salmon”
That’s the (oh-ho!) SCALES of justice for you!!!!
Behind a paywall, so we’re just going to assume that it was a coffee with 2,000 extra shots, and his ex is going round telling people that he asked the barista for a “white latte”.
I found this on the Slow News Day page on Reddit, when it should be been on Really Nice News.
#NiceThings
Eff you FIFA, well done UEFA and CAF.
In the words of the Tartan Army “Infantino is a fanny”
#NiceThings
In genuinely MOMENTOUS MOMENTS OF HISTORY, though, today may also be the 20th anniversary of Shirley Hatcher having a disabled bay painted around her car while she was at the hairdresser, and then being fined, despite there being no restrictions when she parked
This isn’t the future I was promised. Where’s my jet pack? Where’s my monkey butler?
Important detail: The phantom crapper had already picked up after their dog before snipping off a length in the garden. You have to feel that the dog should have picked it up, quid pro quo like.
We’ve had this chap before. Absolute textbook posing.
A Darlington woman had believed her cat was dead for five years until she received a phone call telling her he is alive and 300-miles away.
Somali referee Omar Artan is appointed to take charge of the Uefa Super Cup match between Paris St-Germain and Aston Villa later this summer after being denied a spot at the World Cup.
