Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
theonion.com
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
“men need a positive model of masculinity to follow!”
skill issue tbh. women make up femininity as we go and then argue with each other about whether random aspects are bad. there are a hundred schools of femininity and all of them allow you to steal your brothers jeans bc they have real pockets
A restaurant may be coming to the former Rose Festival headquarters in Tom McCall Waterfront Park.
Participants are guided on a musically enhanced, milelong, 90-minute route through Albina.
the universe made me do it
Nicole DeWitt
Newspapers got a lot of things right. Serious news up front, comics, horoscopes and crosswords in the back. When you're tired of the news, you turn to the goofy stuff.
Social media just vomits everything into the same canal.
I swear, sometimes I really cannot abide incuriosity. Maybe it's being one of a generation that had to look up everything and learn to be good at looking up everything, but seeing people for whom the info is right in their face or at their fingertips and they still refuse?
Nah, no time for that. đź’–
