These are the ads that need to run in Texas this year.
You need to be clear about your intent.
No. Just no.
You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says.
But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."
But consider...
Obi-John Kenobi
Hey, the Met has a new shirt for their new Egyptian exhibit!
Arlat Hotep is my favorite pharaoh!