"When should we schedule this pointless primetime presidential speech that offers no new developments and no news? The calendar is wide open."
"Uh, how about April Fool's Day?"
"Perfection." (finger guns)
GUYS.
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
BREAKING: The Massachusetts Consumer Data Privacy Act passed unanimously in the House!
We are grateful to Speaker Mariano, Chair Michlewitz, Majority Leader Moran, and Chair Farley-Bouvier and our representatives for protecting us all from Big Tech.
It’s time for 21st century privacy law.
Dude the whole right side of his face looks simultaneously drooped and insanely puffy 🤞🤞🤞
If you live in Maine, I don’t envy your situation. If you don’t, you should be sharing this instead.
Ffs 😮💨
Well that lasted about as long as we thought it would
Kevin M. Kruse
Rewatching @hcrichardson.bsky.social’s politics chat and am AGHAST at an anecdote about senators making term decisions by drawing straws.
DRAWING. STRAWS.
Governing by gentleman’s agreements and boys’ games has really gotten us everything, hasn’t it 😞
