I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.
I was reminded this morning of something IBM noted in 1978:
"A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, a computer must never make a management decision."
Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend https://theonion.com/work-friend-accidentally-becomes-real-friend-1819571545/
Fatherhood is turning off Biggie so the bairn can listen to the Danny Go Kitty Song