anyway, if this is your, "oh, I didn't realize she wrote a book" moment
I wrote a book. that book is called nearshore, and honestly, I should have learned by now that the less that I say about it, the better. so, I'll keep it simple
come be weird about crabs with me. you look like you could use it
A novella about grief, crabs, and the end of the world
illegally registering my robot girlfriend as a collaborative operating group on the integrated public alert and warning system - open platform for emergency networks and training her to announce when she's about to cum via common alerting protocol
walkable cities? buddy, i want FUCKABLE cities.
this might be too technically specific just pretend i said "teaching my robot girlfriend to send out an emergency alert when she's about to cum"
oh, you're an angel? that's so cool... so like, have you ever thought of like. idk. giving a wingjob
if you're not supposed to go down on your friends, why are they called taste buds
Jana H-S (she, like a knife)
when the doctor prescribes a decongestant, that's forcephlegmming
I haven't been selling nearshore very hard lately, because I haven't been selling anything very hard lately. that is probably a mistake on my part
are you fucking tired. of watching the world, and the things you love about it, dying slowly, as you die with it
I sincerely think I can help with that
