Weāve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.
Tim Onion
People keep posting that the whole country will look like New York last night when It Finally Happens, but that's very clearly never going to be true and the fantasizing about Woke 2.0 around here tends to make me pretty antsy. 40 million people aren't just going to go away because we want them to
