i’m never having another child so if anyone wants some baby names i created 🩷
anyone forgor what i look like
zero calorie mega stuff
if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean; get this man a mop and bucket
they should make zero calorie oreos so i can binge eat in peace
who is vera drew
bro got visited by the ghost of jimmy carter
les chopped únc
i can’t lie any time i argue w someone online like threads or some shit if they end up saying like “i’m not arguing w a white person” it’s like i tuck my tail between my legs and wanna apologize cuz you know what. that’s so fair. i am sorry for wasting your time.