*at the sex club
Anybody want some spaghetti? My whole backpack is full of spaghetti.
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
According to reputable sources, some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.
I don’t understand what the easiness of the peas has anything to do with the squeeziness of the lemons.
At my funeral, hook me up to an intricate pulley system so I can wave to people as they come in.
"What if we just didn't bother?" Me to everyone at the survivalist compound.
These new robotic lawnmowers won't succeed unless they bolt a chair on top of them. Dads still want to thoroughly survey their estate every weekend.
Johnny Frittata
Bodega, Inc.
Danny
Super Mario Bros were clearly written by a woman; this guy is athletic, motivated, and risks his life to save you, insane spaghetti game, has a taller brother, and they are both good at home repairs
