Look at this sick shirt my wife got me for Father’s Day. The gift my daughter got me was waking me up by laying across my face and going to sleep that way.
My daughter does that with very little discernible provocation, sometimes while grabbing something (like my hand) and squeezing it as hard as she can. Which is not very hard, so it’s mostly funny
My vote: Almond Joy
I solved the Sunday 6/21/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 29:58!
Unless it’s got snap my anaconda don’t want none
woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go
-bought a new car for extra cargo space, got excited by the improved fuel efficiency
-bought a pressure washer
-started a big wood working project last summer, still hasn’t been finished
Happy Fathers Day to Roger Murtaugh
We all know that Werthers Original is the official candy of grandpas, and those strawberry candies are the official grandma candy. But on this Father’s Day, let’s settle this: what is the most dad candy?
Jacques is waiting to help Poppy finish his Father’s Day lobster roll #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky