Oh, so it's just bullshit outside everywhere today
Good to know
Don't get cooked
Unrelated, I just released new merch 😅
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Got an x-ray done and I guess where I'm at doesn't have a setup to let me just see the photos so my doctor just took a post-it note and did a lovely little sketch of what he saw
It's like Pictionary but I'm gonna owe probably several thousand dollars for winning the game
truly seems like every media outlet has no clue what to publish anymore about the Iran war, which is comforting as someone who also has no idea what to say
"Trump says US may or may not strike Iran."
"US and Iran exchange fire, putting ceasefire in question"
Just on repeat forever
We are conducting "defensive strikes" in the same way that I conduct "defensive eating a burrito too fast"
It's just a strike, and it's still gonna be awful in the end
Gonna go in a bold new direction and suggest we actually add *more* time changes to the year instead of just in spring and autumn
Make it once a quarter, at least
Good
Now do the rest of em
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I normally very much dislike pushing my merch but this design is actually so rad that I'm doing you a favor by simply adding it to your timeline.
You're welcome.
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