yall ever see someone go up to a corner store ATM, get past the part where it says it's gonna charge you 3.50 and your bank is also going to charge you something similar, and then get 20 bucks out
Matthew Rorie
I've only ever met one other person who can do the eye wobble
Imagine having this in your biography
D&D is cool, actually
Matthew Rorie
every time someone poops in a toilet they prove Archimedes' Principle just a little bit more
I swear there's nothing like fooling around in Mailchimp to make you have moments of sheer panic
