Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.)
The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.
Today's cartoon by Nick Anderson.
"Ted Cruz would like America to know that he has finally identified the greatest threat facing Texas: insufficient masculinity..."
“Hey Mr. President, sir, your highness, the war has caused record gas prices, inflation, and uh…. A stalemate and our Allies don’t trust us. Oh ya we have an election in a few months and uh… not looking good”
POTUS: OUR REFLECTIVE POOL IS FIXED AND ITS TALLER THAN BUILDINGS