bitch thought bottomless mimosas meant into the ground, past the aquifer, into the mantle past where the volcanoes cook their surprises and into the true *core of the earth*
in honor of the dads here’s a lil story excerpt of how i became a mom
(this is about a dog to be clear)
almost got to sleep in this morning but a flock of birds decided to have a screaming orgy outside my window
my dad just sent me this i’m gonna cry 😭
this extremely vulnerable and honestly i can’t even believe i posted it
tell your dad i said sup
enjoy this video of Henry Cavill at Royal Ascot for the purposes of admiring his dashing timepiece
hello i am back from gay brunch and i am extremely tipsy amaa
local alt mag does an annual story on top water wasters in the area
had a disclosure in this year’s that the cover “water hog” pic was AI generated
irony really is dead, isn’t it
