"And lastly, Michelle Obama is a man, am I right America?"
Said on a UFC ring on the White House lawn while Joe Rogan holds the mic as it's broadcast on the Ellison controlled Paramount+.
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Tim Onion
Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.
i really, truly, find this offensive
jamelle
Kevin M. Kruse
KNICKS IN FIVE
KNICKS PRIDE
BROOKLYN
Alejandra Caraballo
Netanyahu has functional veto power over the most [self-imposedly] important component of US foreign policy of Trump’s entire era, and enough of Trump’s own backyard wants him to “finish the job” so all he can do is beg Iran not to respond and hope his sycophants don’t put in the newspaper he begged
That Adam Sandler Wedding Singer thing where it would have been useful to know YESTERDAY but the NYT sees no problem with access journalism and its own reporters withholding information for their own personal profit
Literally a black mirror plot minus the cannon fodder bit
Sure the Knicks winning might feel good but I took my first shower at home after being away for a week and a half so
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Israel makes the correct and rational assumption that it has wide latitude to do what it wants because the cost is not dear enough. Ethnically cleanse Gaza? Rock on. Indiscriminate killing and religious desecration in a neighboring actual sovereign state? Oh you scamp. Bomb them some more? Stop plz.
For all the diplomatic cover we give them, for how much its interests have been integrated into domestic politics for as long as I’ve been sentient, for how much money we throw at them, Israel sure behaves like the most ungrateful vassal state. Trump is just the latest asshole for whom that sucks.
