archaeologists discover a cave painting that's like "are you really interested in painting the herds of aurochs on the wall of the cave or are you compensating for a traumatic childhood and an inability to live up to your parents' ideal of hunting-gathering"
"Bow down." ⚔️
Finally finished the Divine Dominion, just in time for #aewdynamite !
🤼 #goldfischillustrations #wrestlesky #wrestlingart #fanart #artsky #aew #aewfanart #divinedominion #lenakross #meganbayne #womenswrestling #art #digitalart #bskyart #artsky #fantasy #fantasyart
not only is this guy not winning a single primary, they might retroactively decide he was never mayor
me: i'm looking for a guy who can make me some ham
the manager of the san diego padres for some reason: i know just the guy
my geriatric millennial ass is deeply, deeply bothered by the idea of a game where you play AS carmen sandiego.
this is probably a thing with the netflix show but Carmen Sandiego should not be knowable and certainly should not be a rogue force for good. Carmen Sandiego is a cryptid. Carmen Sandiego is a thing you think you're chasing before you realize it's Holden Upbanks because he likes seafood not Mexican.
oh cool we're all gonna fucking die
see now this guy was playing with Bobson Dugnut and Sleve McDichael
