Me: "Alcippe is horny for women with stretch marks and cellulite"
Morgan: "OF COURSE SHE IS. THOSE COME FREE WITH THE WOMAN, ALCIPPE. NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME YOU LIKE MEAT THAT HAS FAT ON IT"
Elysium Office of Disaster Management
Amber 🔆
why are so many people in this city possessed by century-old varyingly malevolent entities
not because theyre prudes. they just have very particular standards for how much blood has to be spilled for it to count as sex. i dont even have blood anymore so im basically a eunuch to the court of light
cedalion just finally introduced her gf to me but opened with "this is my rabbit /#myrabbit" and everyone else around started nodding like "#yourrabbit" what is going on
