Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican 🇲🇽 asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out
I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me
Murphy 💼🩵
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Catch me selling cigarettes and giving someone a swirly while yapping about a lackluster art exhibit
If anyone is weird about my handwriting, I fucking SWEAR...
Had some dork do the main word-putting on his computer for me
And who's to say renaissance sculptors didn't greet each other the same way?
Nerds lack debate skills
"Stop!! 😖"
"Uh... No?"
"Owww ow but my butt HURTS! 😵💫😵💫"
"Okay? Skill issue?"
And then your waistband's fastened to your chin. You can appeal to mercy OR sound funny and pathetic, you can't do both. Well, you can, I just don't think you want to.
But... we both know you do :)
Remember to always be who you are, no matter what bigots say <3
Be that L, G, B, T, Q, I, A, +, or DORK! Don't ever apologize for expressing yourself!
Happy Pride 2026!!!
Just so everyone knows. If there's a wedgie video that you like that is in Spanish, I am around ANYTIME to give you the translation and slang interpretation
I am being serious, it makes me very happy to do that :D
This bill is legitimately the thing we've been waiting for.
Forcing AI to reveal it's sources would cripple it, because it literally can't comply with the law, because all of it is stolen- they didn't record it
Please sign to hasten the bubble popping
The Backrooms, but it's just a never ending lockerroom with wedgies and other pranks
Finished piece for @julannoir.bsky.social! He'll never live this down... 😩🍑🔥🩲
