Nerds lack debate skills
"Stop!! 😖"
"Uh... No?"
"Owww ow but my butt HURTS! 😵💫😵💫"
"Okay? Skill issue?"
And then your waistband's fastened to your chin. You can appeal to mercy OR sound funny and pathetic, you can't do both. Well, you can, I just don't think you want to.
But... we both know you do :)