Oz’s 5 tip for waking up hooms.
1. Start nice and early with da song of mew peoples, remember to breath from da diaphragm and pronunciate mew caterwaul.
2. Gentle acupuncture to mew hoom helps get circulation flowing allowing muscles to warm up ready for movement #Hedgewatch
Dis da face of a cat whose Muvver bought him £12 worth of treats at pets at home today. That’ll last me about a week 😹 #Hedgewatch
Muvver doing a little gardening so iz helping by giving her some floofy lovings and rolling in da freshly weeded spots 😹 #Hedgewatch
Happy #Tongueouttuesday pals. I’m just cleaning second brekkie of mousie off my snozz inbetween showers, what mew up to? #Hedgewatch
What a damp dreary day. If any paw needs me I’ll be in my robe making puss in boots eyes for treats 😹 #Hedgewatch
Happy #jellybellyfriday pals, make sure to air out dat floof 😹 #Hedgewatch
3. Once up hooms are clumsy so guide dem to mew bowl by weaving inbetween der legs.
4. After brekkie ensure dey are alert with some musical therapy on da booty bongos.
5. Don’t forget to focus da hoom brain with some chomp stimuli to da fingers.
Now mew is ready for da day 😹
What? Oh dis, its called tail art it’s da latest fashion 😹 #Hedgewatch #whiskerswednesday
Mine hooms been out gallivanting visiting hoonan today so I’m laying on muvvers feet in bed so she can’t leave me again 😹.
Good night pals, sweet mousie dreams #Hedgewatch
Dis my pizza, it’ll cost mew 10 treats per slice #Hedgewatch
