#Mogwarts herbology prof #Hedgewatch #Hedgewatchcafe purrista #AstronomerOz #catchatbookclub #Bumblecats delivery service ~ rodent distribution manager 🚚🐭
Ozzy
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What a damp dreary day. If any paw needs me I’ll be in my robe making puss in boots eyes for treats 😹 #Hedgewatch
Muvver a word purrlease. Now I know mew love me very much and I love mew and I knows mew also love all da other animals of da world. But when I’z busy hunting don’t shout “oi leave it!” at da top of mew voice ok? Thank mew, love mew 🙄🙈 #Hedgewatch
What? Oh dis, its called tail art it’s da latest fashion 😹 #Hedgewatch #whiskerswednesday
Oz’s 5 tip for waking up hooms.
1. Start nice and early with da song of mew peoples, remember to breath from da diaphragm and pronunciate mew caterwaul.
2. Gentle acupuncture to mew hoom helps get circulation flowing allowing muscles to warm up ready for movement #Hedgewatch
3. Once up hooms are clumsy so guide dem to mew bowl by weaving inbetween der legs.
4. After brekkie ensure dey are alert with some musical therapy on da booty bongos.
5. Don’t forget to focus da hoom brain with some chomp stimuli to da fingers.
Now mew is ready for da day 😹
Dis my pizza, it’ll cost mew 10 treats per slice #Hedgewatch
Muvver doing a little gardening so iz helping by giving her some floofy lovings and rolling in da freshly weeded spots 😹 #Hedgewatch
