the whole project makes so much more sense in this context. anyway swag movie.
[guy from a country that committed genocides so they could eat curry and lentils voice]
disclosure day video game adaptation where you defeat waves of enemies by telling them their cousin didn’t mean the things he said after he got drunk at their wedding
saw Joe Dante intro a screening of this a while back, he explained that when the studio approached him for a cynical cash-in sequel he only agreed to do it on the condition he’d had full creative control and that he then used it to satirize of the concept of cynical cash-in sequels
turns out the monsters in the projection booth were the studio execs all along
crazy that spielberg could have retired after Fabelmans and chose to make this instead. go to bed old man
my review of Discloaure Day (2026): i’m vaping in the bathroom 3/4 thru the movie and this has been the highlight
bunch of blackwater guys responding like this to visions of their stepfather saying he loves them one of the funniest things I’ve seen in theaters in a while. Not sure if it was intentional but it had the whole theater laughing both times lol