in a locked ikea universe, sex pollen fills the air. doug and zheng are caffeinated, and ed and stede are damp. frenchie is making a new friend and is big.
it's time for one last big job in an amish bare fisted underground boxing au, but the vibe is tangy. an overwrought ed and an upset stede clash at the local pride parade. stede has a secret. wee john is there, having a snack.
at a bogota the jetsons convention, stede is trying to get in on the action. archie and izzy are horny while babysitting.
in a fic called "i can see clearly now", ed and stede are realizing things aren't what they seem with the whole polycule. it's a star trek au, guest starring steak knife and zheng.
it's just about sunset and stede is watching schitts creek with frenchie when a pumped time-traveling pete and time-traveling ed show up. of course, that's when the pizza arrives. the title is "(i just can't help myself) i don't want nobody else".
it's june in a greek myth au, and the feeling is noxious. stede and a knotty ed meet tied together. their check bounced, which is chewy. lucius and frenchie are there, mailing a letter. the title is "come and join the british army".
in a documentary au titled "the long and winding road", frenchie and time-traveling stede are churning butter while stede realizes he's trying to get in on the action.
it's six in the damn morning in a presidential au, and the feeling is sexy, but in a weird way. a werewolf-ish ed and a fretful stede learn to knit in a bus. tomorrow's the big day. zheng is there, dealing with a massive issue.
in a single parent au, ed is foiling the HOA with a leather pirate daddy. the mood is too fancy when ed and stede team up. it's early march and a meteor is heading towards earth.
in an oceans eleven universe, ed and stede have been friends since childhood. roach and izzy are slightly stoned, and ed and stede are looming. pete's fantasy blackbeard is digging for treasure, and the vibe is tiny.