I fell asleep somewhere in the beginning of the second half after my body absolutely exhausted itself having spasms during halftime, so I hope everyone had a good time except for Texas.
Suck it, Ted Cruz.
My headcanon is that it required both Mamdani becoming mayor AND Stephen A Smith being exiled from ESPN's pregame show and thus being unable to make it all about himself for the basketball gods to finally give it to NYK.
scrath pad
tbf, I didn't have the characters to say scratch pad, so whatever
Even the Rockies?
Mandatory timeline cleanse because this law is immutable