He’s practically handing sound bites to the Dems. #MidtermsAreComing
🚨BREAKING: In a shocking find, scientists have discovered the world’s first dog with two fully functioning assholes. 🐕
1) He's very obviously lying
2) how many of his loyalists will insist they also love inflation now?
I knew it would happen.😡
He brought bad juju to the Garden.
He should have stayed the fuck away.
✔️ Gates gets to testify behind closed doors
✔️ Gates is feigning ignorance about Epstein’s involvement in crime/sex trafficking/sex trafficking of children. “I didn’t see anything” (🐂 💩)
✔️ wants justice for the victims
✔️ yet, gets to continue on his merry way with (checks notes) no repercussions
Gates will sit for a closed-door interview before the House Oversight Committee about his relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Where do I send an application to be a paid rioter? What are required qualifications? How much prior or similar experience is needed? Special skills?
I can ride a bike, eat with chopsticks, and bake cookies.
Blue Hawaii
The Black Dahlia
How Green Was My Valley
White Oleander
The Thin Blue Line
Hunt for Red October
Blue Velvet
Beast of the Yellow Night
A Clockwork Orange
You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown
50 Shades of Grey
A Winter Tan