Gatekeeping Toronto is oxymoronic because the key piece of being a real Torontonian is that you hate yourself.
This is barely an exaggeration and it’s great.
Oh The Urbanity!
You become a Torontonian once you're here > 5 days in a row.
Mark Shaw
gatekeeping who can and cannot be a “real New Yorker” is some absolute loser behavior and goes against the very ethos of New York City.
and the cherry on top is that JLo lives in LA now