I want a tiny. Nearly indestructible speck. Somebody I can keep between my toes, plastered to my grimy hole, or hanging from the fur in my pits. Every day he begs to die, but that curse keeps him going. I dont really feel em, but knowing he is suffering is plenty.
Sometimes I like to help out my tiny friends. Snatch em right outta their room and drop em into my jock. Walking through traffic (and getting hard from the crunches underfoot) before dropping them off at work. Sure ya might get soaked in pre, but I'm far faster then a car.