As a massive thank you for all the support I've received over the past 18 months - I wanted to do something to celebrate nearly having reached some key milestones across BSky, Reddit and Instagram.
So all through June I'll be running the Nearly Give Away!
Seriously, Tuesday people! I've heard this and can't express how freaking good this is.
Watching cartoons with kiddo...
"Daddy, smell my hand!"
Me knowing better...
"Hell no."
Kiddo shoves their hand in my face, and it stinks like ass.
"Eww What did you do? Stick that up your butt!"
"No Daddy, I farted on it! HAHA!"
"Go wash your hands!"
She laughed all the way to the bathroom.