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Pirate Urkel ass motherfucker
I have to give a speech about my kid at a school celebration next week and I’ve decided to “borrow” from Norm MacDonald’s roast of Bob Saget.
Roy would be a shit coach but he’s worth hiring just to watch him take questions from Steve Simmons, Rosie DiManno, and Cathal Kelly
Crybaby has an official handkerchief now. Cool.
Cliff Fletcher built the team that made me a Leafs fan. RIP to the man that started my most toxic relationship.
Pray for the venue's manager.
🏒 NHL 82-0
Record: 82-0
LW: Alex Ovechkin (Washington 2020s)
C: Wayne Gretzky (LA Kings 1980s)
RW: Jaromir Jagr (Pittsburgh 2000s)
LD: Bobby Orr (Boston 1960s)
RD: Vladimir Malakhov (NY Islanders 1990s)
G: Connor Hellebuyck (Winnipeg 2010s)
Can you beat it? 👉 nhl82.ca
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Get your kids started on smoking early so they don’t look like pussies when middle school starts.
It was a toss up between this, doing the speech as Borat, or performing a rap.
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