It took 12,418 days, but I finally made it to Chapter 34 of this gotdamn book. 😂
Yall can wish my birthday well by: joining my middle-aged slut smut Patreon. Annual memberships are now available. Buying my YA fantasy, THE POISONS WE DRINK.
Or Venmo me. Links in da tree.
linktr.ee/bethanybaptiste
AHHHHHH THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ UNIVERSAL STUDIOS PARKS ARE DOING A SINNERS HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️FLORIDA NIGGAS ASSEMBLE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#Blacksky
Don't judge me for this, but I've spent days trying to think of a dedication for this damn #monsterfucker project, and I think this one's it for me, yall. 🙂↔️
It's my birthday week, Juneteenth season, and PRIDE month. Time to activate.
You know you're old enough when you automatically hand the cashier your ID when you buy liquor and they automatically don't look at it.
I'm all verification coded out. I'm tired of constantly having my phone nearby or having my inbox open. I don't need extra security measures when motherfuckers unverifyingly be hacking servers and my info all up in security breaches.
Just let me log in raw.
Bethany Baptiste
Bethany Baptiste
I'm on a little hiatus for the month of May, but I'm reading PAGE ONE TO DONE by Jessica Brody and I posted some thoughts I have so far. Updates for middle-aged slut smut on my Patreon resume in June. ☺️
www.patreon.com/posts/doubt-...
Attempt 1 of trying to make Teddy Bear famous so I can pay for gas 😂🥲
Dem: Do you have an author newsletter?
Me: No, but I do have a Patreon.
Dem: Newsletters give you a wider reach though.
Me: True, but sending out fictional dick pics with a wider reach is too much power to grasp in my mortal hands. 😞
#monsterromance #booksky #romancelandia
ok, time to continue my juneteenth eve tradition. i need Miss Tubman to pistol whip my racist enemies this year while they off work tomorrow.
