"I think humans debate about foods too much. Especially that debate about pineapple on pizza. Completely ridiculous."
He hasn't even had pizza in his life.
"I am not sure if I have any opinions that will be that shocking to you. You know me so well I doubt I can say anything that will be considered a hot take."
"How is his skill level among the humans? If he is among the strongest then this is just jealousy at its finest."
"No matter how many times you ask, no I will NOT be wearing a Santa suit. You know I can use magic to shapeshift and transform into Santa if I wanted to, right? Isn't that a lot better than some cheap costume?"