gripping your shoulder, firmly enough to demonstrate how easily I could crush your humerus, urging you to tag your porn but ESPECIALLY your kink porn
I am into a lot
But a lot of people are not
And there are some things I am super NOT into
And I WILL banish you to the void after your 3rd strike
How the fuck is it that my ex brother in law can be $40k in debt to multiple credit agencies for over a decade and still get a $6000 loan for an industrial lawn mower but I, having never once missed a payment on anything, can't get a $2k loan?
Your Local Cryptid
Playing Darksiders 3, fighting gluttony, easily the worst boss in the game, finally get to the "press A to win" shit, game crashes, reload and it's right before the fight.
Cool.
Done with that for the night.
