This woman is about to have sex with this guitar because it’s the Scorpions.
Everything reminds me of her xx
How the fuck has this only been reposted 21 times in five hours?
A night with Demi Moore.
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Emmerrrrr
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Celebrity Skin, meet my friend Strange Wings.
Charmed.
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Indeed we do my friends.
Has everyone lost their minds?
Darwin Nunez is thick as pig shit, an infuriating footballer, who spends large parts of his life either offside or being unable to hit a cow’s arse with a banjo.
You’ve all gone mad.
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I detect a Beatles influence.
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What’s the first thing you’d treat yourself to after becoming a trillionaire?
Reckon I’d buy a new coat or a new pair of pumps