A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.
BREAKING
The Islamic Republic of Iran has declared the Strait of Hormuz closed to all vessel traffic, regardless of flag state.
The closure applies to oil tankers, commercial ships, and all other vessels attempting to transit the strait.
The regime says any vessel violates will be attacked.
feels like it took them this long (three months or so) to rebase all the tomahawk missiles when they realized they didn't have any tomahawk missiles anywhere but indopacom, and constant caveat i'm not a logistrix but this also seems to track with a degraded logistics capability (this seems safe).