A Chinese mutual on Red Note has been working on her English by reading my comic, but proper nouns are still a struggle so she has come up with amazing nicknames for the characters:
Kim - Monkey Genius
Xiaoling - Devil Girlfriend
Balthazar Bogan - Mustache Asshole
Vonnie - Tall Mommy
She *told* you...
Good Morning, World.
Me: "Hey, yeah, so, I'd like to release this book of mine soon, but I want to look over the proof first. What's the fastest you can get that to me?"
Draft2Digital: "The only method of shipping available to you is one of those boats that is also carrying a Dracula."