Never gets old.
J-school essay topic: Is there any performance test for essentially life-tenure columnists? A limit on how many big calls you can get totally wrong, before they say: Hey, buddy, how about taking a step back for a while. Maybe a few reported pieces? Where you go out and ask around?
I’m asking the important questions.
How many of them have or had ever tried Cronk?
I bet the number isn’t zero.
The Canada Fitness Program worked for me in the sense that every time I run now, at 48, which is almost every day, I think of it as a fuck-you to the endurance run, the people who thought the program up, and every phys-ed teacher who made kid me do it in pursuit of yet another bronze.