The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas
OK we can add "ripping out a state of the art filtration system for the reflecting pool because Obama installed it" to the list of things Trump has done out of absolute bitter jealousy of the first Black president.
In America if you touch the president's special slime pool they send you to prison
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What's it all about, Algae?
Is it just for the moment we're green?
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“A single Tomahawk cruise missile runs about $3.6 million, roughly what it takes to fund one scientist’s multiyear grant. The entire National Science Foundation budget is less than what we spent in the first week of the war with Iran.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/o...
This is incredible. So satisfying. I was going to say it’s “cutting” but it’s more a knifing to the gut or maybe a beheading. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Thor Benson
Ragnarok Lobster
Knits With Cats
“A slow, heavy desert lizard called the Gila monster can go months between meals. In the early 1990s, a physician-scientist named John Eng grew curious about how it keeps its blood sugar steady across those long fasts… Years later, a synthetic version of that molecule became the first GLP-1 drugs”
Fox’s broadcast at the tournament has become a story of two contrasting styles. And there is one clear winner
Breaking news: U.S. Park Police officers arrested former Olympian David Hearn on a misdemeanor charge of destruction of government property.
Hearn said he touched the Reflecting Pool’s detached liner but “didn’t destroy or break or peel anything.”
Toby Buckle
Mar Hicks
Danielle Froom 🏳️🌈
David Hearn said he touched the Reflecting Pool’s detached liner but “didn’t destroy or break or peel anything.” Trump accused vandals of sabotaging the refurbishment.
“The entire National Science Foundation budget is less than what we spent in the first week of the war with Iran. The National Institutes of Health,… accounts for a fraction of 1 percent of all federal spending” www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/o...
There hasn'r been a DC scandal like this since Algaenon Hiss.
Adam Rothman aced his cognitive test
This country is waiting for our Horatio Algae moment
Gautham Rao (pronounced: Knicks in 5)
I don't think the reflecting pool situation is under control. Just today algae was seen touring the Capitol, visiting the National Museum of American History, and dancing in the Pride parade.
