My kid's bar mitzvah is on Saturday and I cannot think of anything more Jewish than watching THE KNICKS WIN THE FINALS AT A BAR MITZVAH PARTY.
Every single baked good that involves white chocolate chips would be better without them.
Fuck a white "chocolate" chip. They ruin everything.
I really feel like we, the truest 1990s teen girls, don't get enough credit for what we have both endured, AND made famous in pop culture. A shout out to every woman who was 11 in 1991 and 19 in 1999 whilst reading your teen magazine of choice. You know how it is.
