My kid's bar mitzvah is on Saturday and I cannot think of anything more Jewish than watching THE KNICKS WIN THE FINALS AT A BAR MITZVAH PARTY.
Fuck a white "chocolate" chip. They ruin everything.
LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES
when you check her drivers license
Leah Hyman
Leah Hyman
Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on
I really feel like we, the truest 1990s teen girls, don't get enough credit for what we have both endured, AND made famous in pop culture. A shout out to every woman who was 11 in 1991 and 19 in 1999 whilst reading your teen magazine of choice. You know how it is.
I like how me making my son's bar mitzvah party playlist somehow led me to listening to an entire playlist of Madonna Hung Up remixes. It seems perfect.
