Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish buffalo hot wings were the healthiest food on earth.
G: Sweet. You have 3 wishes left.
M: Dont you mean 2?
G: Nah, Dawg, that wing wish was tight, I ain't charging you for that.
If you fart while wiping that’s called a dreamcatcher
hope you brought urine!
Someone should do something about all the assholes
Me - existing
America - that’ll be $23.99 please
