Tina left to get us lunch, but the burrito stand is a block away from the beach. Needless to say, I should prolly just eat a bowl of cereal because she def is not coming home until dinnertime.
Dude just chucks his garbage into a crowd like an absolute CHUD.
That video of the dude who threw the banana and had it thrown back at him? He's a douchebag for that.
Everyone in your life gonna give you tubs of ibuprofen for your birthdays and Christmas.
Hey, I get it. I'm still salty about Portland trading away Blazers legend, Josh Hart.
Imagine expecting people to respect your self-proclaimed Christianity and then showing people you're a warmongering man-baby who lies with all the skill of a toddler.
I would, but Florida would prolly give me the death penalty.
Out here showing the Secretary of Defense how it's done.