Trump is gonna get boo’d tonight at the Knicks game for like 10 minutes straight like a standing ovation at Cannes
Going to the gym at work
Pros:
-Convenient
-Saves money
-Built in consistency
-Can shower there
-Spot friends
-Rarely crowded
Cons
-Once a quarter your boss sees your penis
Things JD Vance Has Stuck His Member In
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
Not to get all high and mighty, but if I had my own masked Gestapo army executing nurses in the streets, id ask them to please stop
The 5 elements if I was Captain Planet:
You know you’re a 90s kid if you remember when the U.S. government would at least make up a fake reason to attack the Middle East
My favorite Trump brag is when he aces yet another cognitive test that they only give people just before they go into hospice
